diff --git a/dev-build/meson/meson-1.4.1.ebuild b/dev-build/meson/meson-1.4.1.ebuild
index d30bc90b11036..db20019291625 100644
--- a/dev-build/meson/meson-1.4.1.ebuild
+++ b/dev-build/meson/meson-1.4.1.ebuild
@@ -82,12 +82,22 @@ python_prepare_all() {
 		# ASAN is unsupported on some targets
 		# https://bugs.gentoo.org/692822
 		-e 's/test_pch_with_address_sanitizer/_&/'
+
+		# clippy-driver fails, but only when run via portage.
+		#
+		#   error[E0463]: can't find crate for `std`
+		#   error: requires `sized` lang_item
+		-e 's/test_rust_clippy/_&/'
 	)
 
 	sed -i "${disable_unittests[@]}" unittests/*.py || die
 
 	# Broken due to python2 script created by python_wrapper_setup
 	rm -r "test cases/frameworks/1 boost" || die
+	# nvcc breaks on essentially any LDFLAGS
+	# https://bugs.gentoo.org/936757
+	# https://github.com/mesonbuild/meson/issues/11234
+	rm -r "test cases/cuda"/* || die
 
 	distutils-r1_python_prepare_all
 }
diff --git a/dev-build/meson/meson-1.4.2.ebuild b/dev-build/meson/meson-1.4.2.ebuild
index 4b7ba1a3634a0..c1202d979e1cb 100644
--- a/dev-build/meson/meson-1.4.2.ebuild
+++ b/dev-build/meson/meson-1.4.2.ebuild
@@ -94,6 +94,10 @@ python_prepare_all() {
 
 	# Broken due to python2 script created by python_wrapper_setup
 	rm -r "test cases/frameworks/1 boost" || die
+	# nvcc breaks on essentially any LDFLAGS
+	# https://bugs.gentoo.org/936757
+	# https://github.com/mesonbuild/meson/issues/11234
+	rm -r "test cases/cuda"/* || die
 
 	# The 1.4.2 tarball accidentally contains some untracked files from git master:
 	# - subprojects/bar-0.1/Cargo.toml
diff --git a/dev-build/meson/meson-1.5.0.ebuild b/dev-build/meson/meson-1.5.0.ebuild
index 762876dc5e403..9cddc1a7a32df 100644
--- a/dev-build/meson/meson-1.5.0.ebuild
+++ b/dev-build/meson/meson-1.5.0.ebuild
@@ -94,6 +94,10 @@ python_prepare_all() {
 
 	# Broken due to python2 script created by python_wrapper_setup
 	rm -r "test cases/frameworks/1 boost" || die
+	# nvcc breaks on essentially any LDFLAGS
+	# https://bugs.gentoo.org/936757
+	# https://github.com/mesonbuild/meson/issues/11234
+	rm -r "test cases/cuda"/* || die
 
 	distutils-r1_python_prepare_all
 }
diff --git a/dev-build/meson/meson-9999.ebuild b/dev-build/meson/meson-9999.ebuild
index 762876dc5e403..9cddc1a7a32df 100644
--- a/dev-build/meson/meson-9999.ebuild
+++ b/dev-build/meson/meson-9999.ebuild
@@ -94,6 +94,10 @@ python_prepare_all() {
 
 	# Broken due to python2 script created by python_wrapper_setup
 	rm -r "test cases/frameworks/1 boost" || die
+	# nvcc breaks on essentially any LDFLAGS
+	# https://bugs.gentoo.org/936757
+	# https://github.com/mesonbuild/meson/issues/11234
+	rm -r "test cases/cuda"/* || die
 
 	distutils-r1_python_prepare_all
 }