diff --git a/dev-lang/rapydscript-ng/Manifest b/dev-lang/rapydscript-ng/Manifest
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..2bcf41ce830d3
--- /dev/null
+++ b/dev-lang/rapydscript-ng/Manifest
@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+DIST rapydscript-ng-0.7.22.tar.gz 437745 BLAKE2B 5720a24743b0276a179a8c5da4c0f890f7c91a07968df7ac1e9c3a830d003fb4da7cfb124410428afe20cbf98429d6985750c129ab9ad01316a97d92793385ec SHA512 301d83c3a6715d2ae0e45bf344c48070273f160c3dccd3396788be360768c5df228b12f58f2eca3daea499bf6994a6cd0afc14c5cc590855d585d39753e06e00
+DIST rapydscript-ng-node_modules-0.7.22.tar.xz 2340024 BLAKE2B 7b4683ef86f639b7898d4120414844b7da15c86bcaee569be12dea29581d2aa594db713bd3ee8837bb05ffdea9f831b12302643c31eded3abaf3f88c59ac17e1 SHA512 8b26ffc4748b99a698aaa93e7a8e858b0071613596228ce880ff24889bc66171b4030dc568f0d60e52846ecb3b530c1f3adafd1fd2377ace726ee91f0a2a3c41
diff --git a/dev-lang/rapydscript-ng/metadata.xml b/dev-lang/rapydscript-ng/metadata.xml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..ff2fd6660875c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/dev-lang/rapydscript-ng/metadata.xml
@@ -0,0 +1,15 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
+<!DOCTYPE pkgmetadata SYSTEM "https://www.gentoo.org/dtd/metadata.dtd">
+<pkgmetadata>
+	<maintainer type="person" proxied="yes">
+		<email>eschwartz93@gmail.com</email>
+		<name>Eli Schwartz</name>
+	</maintainer>
+	<maintainer type="project" proxied="proxy">
+		<email>proxy-maint@gentoo.org</email>
+		<name>Proxy Maintainers</name>
+	</maintainer>
+	<upstream>
+		<remote-id type="github">kovidgoyal/rapydscript-ng</remote-id>
+	</upstream>
+</pkgmetadata>
diff --git a/dev-lang/rapydscript-ng/rapydscript-ng-0.7.22.ebuild b/dev-lang/rapydscript-ng/rapydscript-ng-0.7.22.ebuild
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..467e239b58283
--- /dev/null
+++ b/dev-lang/rapydscript-ng/rapydscript-ng-0.7.22.ebuild
@@ -0,0 +1,75 @@
+# Copyright 2023 Gentoo Authors
+# Distributed under the terms of the GNU General Public License v2
+
+EAPI=8
+
+if [[ ${PV} == 9999 ]] ; then
+	EGIT_REPO_URI="https://github.com/kovidgoyal/rapydscript-ng"
+	# this is nodejs software, so possibly unfixable. I am sorry.
+	# Instead, we will have to generate this with the live ebuild and upload assets
+	# using EGIT_OVERRIDE_COMMIT for the tagged version we need.
+	BDEPEND="app-arch/libarchive"
+
+	inherit git-r3
+else
+	SRC_URI="
+		https://github.com/kovidgoyal/rapydscript-ng/archive/refs/tags/v${PV}.tar.gz -> ${P}.tar.gz
+		https://dev.gentoo.org/~sam/distfiles/${CATEGORY}/${PN}/rapydscript-ng-node_modules-${PV}.tar.xz
+	"
+	KEYWORDS="~amd64"
+fi
+
+inherit edo
+
+DESCRIPTION="Pythonic JavaScript that doesn't suck"
+HOMEPAGE="https://github.com/kovidgoyal/rapydscript-ng"
+
+LICENSE="BSD"
+SLOT="0"
+
+BDEPEND+=" net-libs/nodejs"
+RDEPEND="net-libs/nodejs"
+
+maint_pkg_create() {
+	cd "${S}" || die
+
+	edo npm install --omit=optional
+
+	local ver=$(git describe)
+	ver=${ver#v}
+	local tar="${T}/rapydscript-ng-node_modules-${ver}.tar.xz"
+
+	bsdtar -s "#\(.*\)#${PN}-node_modules-${ver}/~#S" -caf "${tar}" package-lock.json node_modules/ || die
+	einfo "Packaged tar now available:"
+	einfo "$(du -b "${tar}")"
+}
+
+src_unpack() {
+	if [[ ${PV} == 9999 ]] ; then
+		git-r3_src_unpack
+		maint_pkg_create
+	else
+		unpack ${A}
+		cp -r "${WORKDIR}"/${PN}-node_modules-${PV}/{node_modules,package-lock.json} "${S}" || die
+	fi
+}
+
+src_compile() {
+	edo bin/rapydscript self --complete
+	rm -r release/ || die
+	mv dev/ release/ || die
+}
+
+src_test() {
+	edo bin/rapydscript test
+}
+
+src_install() {
+	local modulesdir=/usr/$(get_libdir)/node_modules/rapydscript-ng
+
+	insinto "${modulesdir}"
+	doins -r *
+
+	fperms +x "${modulesdir}"/bin/rapydscript
+	dosym -r "${modulesdir}"/bin/rapydscript /usr/bin/rapydscript
+}
diff --git a/dev-lang/rapydscript-ng/rapydscript-ng-9999.ebuild b/dev-lang/rapydscript-ng/rapydscript-ng-9999.ebuild
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000..467e239b58283
--- /dev/null
+++ b/dev-lang/rapydscript-ng/rapydscript-ng-9999.ebuild
@@ -0,0 +1,75 @@
+# Copyright 2023 Gentoo Authors
+# Distributed under the terms of the GNU General Public License v2
+
+EAPI=8
+
+if [[ ${PV} == 9999 ]] ; then
+	EGIT_REPO_URI="https://github.com/kovidgoyal/rapydscript-ng"
+	# this is nodejs software, so possibly unfixable. I am sorry.
+	# Instead, we will have to generate this with the live ebuild and upload assets
+	# using EGIT_OVERRIDE_COMMIT for the tagged version we need.
+	BDEPEND="app-arch/libarchive"
+
+	inherit git-r3
+else
+	SRC_URI="
+		https://github.com/kovidgoyal/rapydscript-ng/archive/refs/tags/v${PV}.tar.gz -> ${P}.tar.gz
+		https://dev.gentoo.org/~sam/distfiles/${CATEGORY}/${PN}/rapydscript-ng-node_modules-${PV}.tar.xz
+	"
+	KEYWORDS="~amd64"
+fi
+
+inherit edo
+
+DESCRIPTION="Pythonic JavaScript that doesn't suck"
+HOMEPAGE="https://github.com/kovidgoyal/rapydscript-ng"
+
+LICENSE="BSD"
+SLOT="0"
+
+BDEPEND+=" net-libs/nodejs"
+RDEPEND="net-libs/nodejs"
+
+maint_pkg_create() {
+	cd "${S}" || die
+
+	edo npm install --omit=optional
+
+	local ver=$(git describe)
+	ver=${ver#v}
+	local tar="${T}/rapydscript-ng-node_modules-${ver}.tar.xz"
+
+	bsdtar -s "#\(.*\)#${PN}-node_modules-${ver}/~#S" -caf "${tar}" package-lock.json node_modules/ || die
+	einfo "Packaged tar now available:"
+	einfo "$(du -b "${tar}")"
+}
+
+src_unpack() {
+	if [[ ${PV} == 9999 ]] ; then
+		git-r3_src_unpack
+		maint_pkg_create
+	else
+		unpack ${A}
+		cp -r "${WORKDIR}"/${PN}-node_modules-${PV}/{node_modules,package-lock.json} "${S}" || die
+	fi
+}
+
+src_compile() {
+	edo bin/rapydscript self --complete
+	rm -r release/ || die
+	mv dev/ release/ || die
+}
+
+src_test() {
+	edo bin/rapydscript test
+}
+
+src_install() {
+	local modulesdir=/usr/$(get_libdir)/node_modules/rapydscript-ng
+
+	insinto "${modulesdir}"
+	doins -r *
+
+	fperms +x "${modulesdir}"/bin/rapydscript
+	dosym -r "${modulesdir}"/bin/rapydscript /usr/bin/rapydscript
+}
diff --git a/profiles/arch/amd64/x32/package.mask b/profiles/arch/amd64/x32/package.mask
index 7d16a818b0fca..39e48f0b998ec 100644
--- a/profiles/arch/amd64/x32/package.mask
+++ b/profiles/arch/amd64/x32/package.mask
@@ -1,6 +1,10 @@
 # Copyright 1999-2023 Gentoo Authors
 # Distributed under the terms of the GNU General Public License v2
 
+# Eli Schwartz <eschwartz93@gmail.com> (2023-10-19)
+# Requires net-libs/nodejs which is unavailable on amd64/x32.
+dev-lang/rapydscript-ng
+
 # Maciej Barć <xgqt@gentoo.org> (2023-10-07)
 # Requires net-libs/nodejs which is unavailable on amd64/x32.
 app-containers/devcontainer