diff --git a/dev-lang/php/files/php-8.4-musl126-tests.patch b/dev-lang/php/files/php-8.4-musl126-tests.patch
deleted file mode 100644
index 06e6d6d4534a1..0000000000000
--- a/dev-lang/php/files/php-8.4-musl126-tests.patch
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,63 +0,0 @@
-From 520a8e82757118e3a5ccb34b60d3e72f9347b78a Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
-From: Michael Orlitzky <michael@orlitzky.com>
-Date: Wed, 12 Aug 2026 10:07:28 -0400
-Subject: [PATCH] ext/gettext/tests: updates for musl-1.2.6
-
-As of v1.2.6, musl's bind_textdomain_codeset() no longer returns NULL
-to indicate that the codeset is UTF-8 "by default." Instead you get
-"UTF-8". Two tests require minor updates for this.
----
- ext/gettext/tests/bug53251.phpt                      | 12 +++++++++---
- .../gettext_bind_textdomain_codeset-retval.phpt      |  3 ++-
- 2 files changed, 11 insertions(+), 4 deletions(-)
-
-diff --git a/ext/gettext/tests/bug53251.phpt b/ext/gettext/tests/bug53251.phpt
-index d568be6bc07..b04abe9f1fa 100644
---- a/ext/gettext/tests/bug53251.phpt
-+++ b/ext/gettext/tests/bug53251.phpt
-@@ -21,15 +21,21 @@
- // "foo" is unbound, so in the first call, you will get false instead
- // of a string.
- //
--// bind_textdomain_codeset() always returns false on musl
--// because musl only supports UTF-8. For more information:
-+// Prior to v1.2.6, bind_textdomain_codeset() always returns false on
-+// musl because musl only supports UTF-8. For more information:
- //
- //   * https://github.com/php/doc-en/issues/4311,
- //   * https://github.com/php/php-src/issues/17163
- //
- $expected_musl = [false, true, false, false, false];
- 
--var_dump($results === $expected || $results === $expected_musl);
-+// As of v1.2.6, bind_textdomain_codeset() returns "UTF-8" in all
-+// three cases on musl because UTF-8 is the only supported codeset.
-+$expected_musl126 = [false, true, "UTF-8", "UTF-8", "UTF-8"];
-+
-+var_dump($results === $expected
-+         || $results === $expected_musl
-+         || $results === $expected_musl126);
- ?>
- --EXPECT--
- bool(true)
-diff --git a/ext/gettext/tests/gettext_bind_textdomain_codeset-retval.phpt b/ext/gettext/tests/gettext_bind_textdomain_codeset-retval.phpt
-index 44957ad8d70..bba70c9848e 100644
---- a/ext/gettext/tests/gettext_bind_textdomain_codeset-retval.phpt
-+++ b/ext/gettext/tests/gettext_bind_textdomain_codeset-retval.phpt
-@@ -17,11 +17,12 @@
-     }
- 
-     // bind_textdomain_codeset() always returns false on musl
--    // because musl only supports UTF-8. For more information:
-+    // prior to v1.2.6. For more information:
-     //
-     //   * https://github.com/php/doc-en/issues/4311,
-     //   * https://github.com/php/php-src/issues/17163
-     //
-+    // As of v1.2.6, it returns "UTF-8" as well.
-     $result = bind_textdomain_codeset('messages', "UTF-8");
-     var_dump($result === false || $result === "UTF-8");
- 
--- 
-2.55.0
-
diff --git a/dev-lang/php/files/php-8.4.25-gh23043.patch b/dev-lang/php/files/php-8.4.25-gh23043.patch
deleted file mode 100644
index 4e0fe5101430a..0000000000000
--- a/dev-lang/php/files/php-8.4.25-gh23043.patch
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,32 +0,0 @@
-From 33b13ae5deae701d858f0d588c06e2a224efdc9e Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
-From: Michael Orlitzky <michael@orlitzky.com>
-Date: Tue, 1 Sep 2026 17:58:13 -0400
-Subject: [PATCH] ext/session/.../gh23043.phpt: session.save_path can be
- nonempty
-
-Allow session.save_path to be nonempty in this test, as the test
-itself does not empty it, and in automated setups it is common to
-force all "temporary stuff" to a dedicated location.
----
- ext/session/tests/user_session_module/gh23043.phpt | 4 ++--
- 1 file changed, 2 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-)
-
-diff --git a/ext/session/tests/user_session_module/gh23043.phpt b/ext/session/tests/user_session_module/gh23043.phpt
-index e3528884a79..caf98ac9385 100644
---- a/ext/session/tests/user_session_module/gh23043.phpt
-+++ b/ext/session/tests/user_session_module/gh23043.phpt
-@@ -27,9 +27,9 @@ function create_sid(): string {
- 
- Warning: SessionHandler::write(): Session ID is too long or contains illegal characters. Only the A-Z, a-z, 0-9, "-", and "," characters are allowed in %s on line %d
- 
--Warning: session_write_close(): Failed to write session data using user defined save handler. (session.save_path: , handler: a::write) in %s on line %d
-+Warning: session_write_close(): Failed to write session data using user defined save handler. (session.save_path: %S, handler: a::write) in %s on line %d
- string(0) ""
- 
- Warning: SessionHandler::write(): Session ID is too long or contains illegal characters. Only the A-Z, a-z, 0-9, "-", and "," characters are allowed in Unknown on line 0
- 
--Warning: session_write_close(): Failed to write session data using user defined save handler. (session.save_path: , handler: a::write) in Unknown on line 0
-+Warning: session_write_close(): Failed to write session data using user defined save handler. (session.save_path: %S, handler: a::write) in Unknown on line 0
--- 
-2.55.0
-